Second Story Man I am the second story man I'll tell you all the tales I can I never mean no make belief I only love and leave I ain't no Bonny and Clyde Only robbed a bank twice I ain't no latter day saint, But I'd like to call you my wife My mama left me By the roadside she said goodbye I think your dad ain't no good either But I'd still like to call you my wife I am the second story man I'll tell you all the tales I can I never mean no disbelief I only love and leave I travel by day I travel by night I'm loving by day I'm leaving at night When I start my car I take no one for the ride But please think of me As your bonafide guy I am the second story man I'll tell you all the tales I can I never mean no disbelief I only love and leave